Oh yeah! I'm a Gooner.

So I started this blog on the 5th of January, 2010 and the only time I ever wrote about my beloved football club was a derogatory post match (Yoruba) commentary when we lost 1-3 to Man-Utd (on the 31st of January). Shame on you, Hexy, big Adebayor looking shame on you!

So I sincerely apologize for that negative glitch in my blog history I'll contact blogger.com to see how I can delete that particular post as soon as I post this one. So I've decided to redeem my image and start blogging proper on Arsenal FC; I don't think it will be easy given my nonchalant and lazy attitude towards frequency of HexyStateOfMind posts but I promise to try as much as I humanly can to update after every Arsenal match.

MEMOIRS OF A SLO.........PPY DUDE: Week 4

Hi guys, welcome to week 4 of Nobu’s Memoirs of a Slo…ppy Dude. No, you didn’t miss weeks 2 and 3, Nobu said he sent them to me but I can almost swear I didn’t get any material from him; apparently dude is living up to his erratic reputation. If you are new to Nobu’s memoirs, it is important you go through the rules HERE before proceeding. Done? Ok, you can go ahead now:

Sunday, August 22^nd, 2010

Dear Diary,

Last night (Saturday) was awesome; I can’t really remember what happened but I almost made it to the club. Yeah, that was it, I slept off or something.

MEMOIRS OF A SLO.........PPY DUDE: Week 1

Welcome to the first week of Nobu’s memoirs; if you haven’t read the rules please follow the link HERE to blitz through before reading this post. It will only take two minutes to read the rules. DO IT. NOW! Ok, thanks for obliging, you can go ahead now:

Monday, August 2^nd, 2010

Dear Diary,

7am-9am: I woke up with a terrible hangover; I drank too much orange juice the previous night, so I spent the first two hours of the day emptying my bowels down the crapper. I later called in sick when I realized my stomach wasn’t gonna stop running, where is Usain Bolt when real competition is around?

MEMOIRS OF A SLO.........PPY DUDE: Rules To Read By...

1.       This is an imaginary online diary of a fictional character that doesn't care what you think of him.

2.       There should be updates every Monday, but as the title indicates; the updates would be sloppy, random and erratic due to the nature of the character.

Inspector Sule Afonja and the Strange Kidnap Case (Conclusion)

After a quick breakfast of bread and akara accompanied by a cold bottle of coca cola; which he bought from the street across the Moboloji Johnson estate, Sule felt better and his mental alertness went up some notches. He lit a stick of B&H, took a deep drag and let the smoke drift out lazily from his nostrils. His world was at peace for some minutes, till he remembered the case at hand.

The problem has been half solved, he was able to figure out who was behind the original kidnapping but he found the second abduction baffling. The other guy must have had it planned all along, and the sum being demanded was just ridiculous. Something was amiss but Sule couldn’t place it.

Inspector Sule Afonja and the Strange Kidnap Case (Part IV)

You could have heard the proverbial pin drop in the living room in the few seconds that followed the words of the man at the other end of the line. Sule eyes swept around the room in one swift head movement; registering the reaction of everyone in the room. Inspector Obinna looked frozen in shock momentarily, the chief’s wife mouth was agape with a similar shocked expression, and the two men on the electronics looked perplexed; trying to figure out what might have happened on the other end.

The chief on his part looked more relieved than shocked. He finally pulled himself together and started to say something when Sule cut in before the words came out.

YES!!!

Ok, so last night I got a call from the Regional General Manager of Geico Car Insurance, he said he’s been following my blog for a while and he would appreciate it if I could do a piece on their company, he requested something in line with their recent ads which starts with the line 'Could Switching To Geico Really Save You 15% Or More On Car Insurance?'. I was about negotiating how much I would get for my ingenuity trouble when I woke up from the dream.